Iron Mike was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona early Friday morning for driving under the influence and possession of cocaine. At 1:45a.m., after leaving a night club, Mike ran a stop sign and almost nailed a police cruiser. The facially-tattooed Tyson reportedly was cooperative with police and admitted to the arresting officer that he was "an addict" and had been abusing substances in the last few days. Mike had two bags of coke on him and according to the police report, as the officer approached Tyson's vehicle, Mike was frantically brushing off the dashboard. The former champ was told he would be charged with felony drug possession and was released without bond. My first thought was what the hell is Mike doing in Scottsdale? Seems like the last place for Tyson. And then I thought if you're Mike Tyson and you're at a nightclub in Scottsdale and you have 2 bags of coke in your car, why don't you leave the club with a girl? Could there be a better recipe for picking up a club chick? "I'm Mike Tyson, I can kick the shit out of anyone, I have 2 bags of coke and you live in Scottsdale. Wanna get out of here?" It really couldn't get any easier.
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